Zombie Drunks

David Attenborough: “Here we find ourselves in a dimly lit dive bar, a place where one might typically encounter a motley crew of patrons enjoying their evening libations. But tonight, there’s something different in the air. A few of the patrons appear to be rather unsteady on their feet, their movements jerky and uncoordinated. A closer look reveals that these are not your average patrons – these are zombies, and they seem to have indulged a little too much.

As we observe them stumbling around the room, it’s clear that their inhibitions have been lowered by the alcohol they’ve consumed. In some ways, they’re even more dangerous now than they were before, as their impaired judgment could lead them to make reckless decisions.

Yet despite their undead status, they seem to be enjoying themselves. Their moans and groans mix with the sounds of clinking glasses and raucous laughter, creating a strange and surreal atmosphere.

It’s a reminder that even in the most unlikely of places, life – or undeath, in this case – finds a way to thrive.”